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The late, great Glen Warchol passed away in 2018. His last billet was on the editorial staff here at Salt Lake magazine but his storied career included stops at The Salt Lake Tribune, The Desert News, The New Times and others. His stories haunt this website like ghosts in a machine and we're always happy to see them. RIP Papa Warchol.

Exhibit opening: NSFW

By Arts & Culture

The Mandate Press is holding its semi-annual Prints and Pints Art Show, where 20 artists will work in 2 colors to realize 1 unifying theme.

That theme is NSFW, as in, Not Safe For Work, the universally ignored warning on questionable emails, websites and other juicy digital communications. According to the show’s curators: “Each artist’s work reflects what they think is simply not safe for work.”

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If that doesn’t intrigue you enough, Proper Brewing will be pouring, so bring ID.

Exhibit opens Friday, Aug. 5, 7 p.m.

1077 South Main St., SLC

Homeless coalition quotables

By City Watch

At meetings this week to address a public safety emergency on 500 West and Rio Grande, participants uttered some memorable quotes:

“We had to step over three piles of human excrement as we walked north on 500 West,” Rio Grande District business owner (Btw, you can’t unsee that.)

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“Law enforcement is having a hard time nationwide right now. What I see in Salt Lake City is huge support from citizens… I don’t want to get choked up about it… Even when people are frustrated we get their support. It means a ton to us—so thank you.” — Salt Lake City Police Lt. Andrew Oblad after being grilled on the ineffectiveness of police patrols in Pioneer Park area.

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“The west side of Salt Lake City is not an appropriate location for a new facility,” Mayor Ben McAdams in answer to a citizen’s concern that the west side will bear the brunt of the relocation of homeless shelters. (West siders, write that down.)

“In Salt Lake, our hearts are big and our hands are big. No, that’s not right.” Mayor McAdams realizing he just inadvertently taken a jibe at Donald Trump. “I mean our hearts are big and our hands are generous! That’s it.”  (Ben got it right the first time at the second meeting.)

Homeless Emergency in Rio Grande

By City Watch

As Salt Lake City and County move forward with long-term solutions to homelessness, Salt Lake County Mayor Ben McAdams says the homeless situation in the Rio Grande District has become a public-safety and health emergency that the county will spend $1 million in the next month to solve.

In two meetings this week, McAdams fielded tough questions from residents and business owners in the troubled Rio Grande District between 200 South and 400 South along 500 West and Rio Grande Avenue, where they say homeless related crime and drug dealing has never been worse.

McAdams says the city and the county are working on a short-term plan to deal with the 300-plus people who local businesses complain have turned Pioneer Park into a refugee camp, the sidewalks into bathrooms and street corners and downtown Trax trains into drug dealers’ offices.

The county will put $1 million toward a short-term solution and a joint city-county plan for law enforcement and addiction services will be issued in three weeks. Beyond that McAdams offered no details.

Citizens at the meetings met McAdams’ assurances with skepticism and dark jokes about 500 West being renamed “500 Worst” and Pioneer Park, “Pioneer Campground.”

“It’s an absolute war zone for people who live and work here,” one business owner told McAdams.  And that situation deteriorates even further after 1 a.m. when police patrols cease, and, as one neighbor put it, “the crazy stuff starts.”

“We are acutely aware of the challenges in the Rio Grande District,” McAdams said. “We are going to have to have a strategy to make [a solution] happen. We will have more on that in coming weeks—weeks not months.”

When repeatedly pressed on when the the emergency strategy would be in place, McAdam said, “Wait for three weeks.”

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What seems obvious, however, is that the $1-million emergency plan, like several initiatives in the Rio Grande District over the years will most likely fail. McAdams, himself, admits the difficulty in controlling the drug trade, even short term, because dealers can only be taken off the street for three or four hours before they are released again because of the county’s over-crowded jail. And more drug “mules” pop up in their places.

Lieutenant Andrew Oblad told the Pioneer Park Coalition meeting, “I’ve got really good cops working really hard to take care of your concerns. But I don’t have a magic solution.”
Meanwhile, mid-term and long-term solutions to homelessness in the county are moving forward and two new group homes, that will disperse homeless to different parts of the city, should be announced by September. When asked about the situation, homeless activist Pamela Atkins, said: ”I think we are seeing real change, but I think we need to see more immediate real change.”

Despite declining crime rates, Utahns see it as a top problem.

By City Watch

Call it the Donald Trump trickle-down freak-out.

A study by the Utah Foundation found that a majority of Utah voters rated crime at 4 or 5 on a 5-point scale of the state’s problems and among the top 10 concerns for 2016.

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BUT crime rates in Utah have steadily declined since 1995. Utah Foundation cites statistics from the FBI and the Utah Department of Public Safety that find that violent crime have dropped in Utah 34 percent, compared to a national decrease of 45 percent.

“It makes sense that people are concerned about crime, particularly violent crime. While violent crime has been trending down for years you still see spikes, like July 2016 having the most homicides in one month since 2007,” says Shawn Teigen, Research Director at Utah Foundation. But he says, “There are still a lot of priorities that rank higher for Utahns, like healthcare, air quality, and education.”

In short, you can crawl out from under your bed and start demanding better schools, air and healthcare.

DABC software crash hurts bar and restaurant business.

By City Watch, Eat & Drink

Tell me if you’ve heard this one before: Restaurants and barkeeps are being driven crazy by a Utah DABC bureaucracy snafu. But the DABC says everything is awesome. (BTW, SNAFU is an archaic term, but I’ve brought it back because it so perfectly evokes Utah’s liquor situation—Google it.)

On July 5, the DABC fired up new inventory tracking software system. (Try to stay awake, it gets better).

Brand-spankin’-new DABC spokesman Terry Wood confirmed that things, as they say in the computer world, went south. The problem he says was that the code in the program could not list all the digits in the product ID (SKU) for the products.

The bottom line, in non-wonk language, is that shipments of liquor, wine and beer could not be delivered or picked up by restaurants and bars because digital paperwork could not be generated.

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Here’s what a half-dozen bar and restaurant managers told me: (Note: They did not want their names or businesses attached to their information because the DABC is notoriously vindictive when criticized—kinda like Donald Trump.)

“What happens in that kind of situation is that our ability to serve our guests is hindered,” says one beverage director. Because menus had to be changed and guests were disappointed when some regularly served wines weren’t available—not to mention the wasted time of managers futilely trying to pick up orders, “We lost revenue.”

“I could see my order at the club store,” he says. “But the computer couldn’t generate an order, so I couldn’t pick it up.”

If you recall, Gov. Gary Herbert is committed to running DABC on a business basis—a monopoly business.

But Wood, remember he’s just a DABC spokesman, says DABC managers told him the bar owners were “exaggerating” the problem. “[The new software] did have some problems,” Wood says. “The public would never have noticed. There may be special-order restaurants that had a problem—one or two, but nothing that stuck out.”

Because of Utah’s byzantine liquor laws, “special orders” aren’t what you think. Because the state’s inventory no longer has the variety and depth it had under former DABC premium-wine chief Brent Clifford, many liquor buyers have had to establish regular, on-going “special orders” to meet customer demand.

A DABC retail manager says the software reports, for instance, that a store has 16 bottles of a product, when in reality it has none. Employees find it as frustrating as liquor license holders and DABC HQ is not sympathetic, the manager says. 

“IT people have been putting a lot of overtime in due to the problems,” says a DABC employee. “The system is not very user friendly. It should have been tested more before implemented. In fact I wonder why they decided on this system.”

When a bar owner was informed that no problems “ stuck out” with the system, he replied, “Really? Oh, really—no problem?” then laughed ruefully.

The software launch was preceded by test runs and a help line was provided,” Wood says. But restaurant and bar buyers say they were told that the system had not been tested. And, they wonder why—if the system had been tested—why was the failure a surprise that took more than a month to fix.

Current status, Wood says, is that the system is “90-plus percent” fixed. “It’s basically working now.”

But liquor and wine buyers say that’s news to them. The beverage manager says, “No one can tell me where my wine is! I need real-world information. This is a haze that hurts business.”

10 things you need to know about the editor change at The Tribune

By Arts & Culture, City Watch
Keith Johnson | The Salt Lake TribuneJennifer Napier-Pearce February 6, 2013.

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If you are a long-time follower of the Tribulations of the Trib, the change in leadership at Utah’s top daily Friday probably knocked the wind out of you.

Long-time editor Terry Orme has been canned and replaced with Jennifer Napier-Pearce, former Trib multi-media specialist, who had left the paper a few weeks ago for a PR job at the Hinckley Institute.

Now, Napier-Pearce is back as commander and chief of sorely troubled The Salt Lake Tribune.

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It was a decision by Paul Huntsman, the paper’s new owner, and offers some insight into his plans for the paper:

1. Huntsman’s willing to make drastic changes at the Trib. (Good sign.)

2. He’s willing to make those changes in top management/editorial positions, not just among the reporters and lower-level editors. (Good sign.)

3. He replaced an old-school daily newspaper veteran with a leader whose experience comes from other media—radio and video, at least, if not digital reporting and publishing. Napier-Pearce is probably more open to digital news gathering and promotion, which is the Trib’s only hope.

4. With Orme gone, changes can be made in other positions at the paper that were protected by Orme’s sentimental blindness to the failings of some staff members. (Some would call it cronyism.)

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On the downside:

5. Napier-Pearce does not have much print journalism experience. (Something that is causing much angst today in the newsroom.) But the good probably outweighs the bad. The Trib can’t move forward until it gets unstuck from print-journalism thinking. (See #3)

6. Napier-Pearce is married to a State Supreme Court Justice John A. Pearce, a former Trib lawyer with ties state government. Whether this could be a conflict of interest is unlikely—but possible.

7. Though Napier-Pearce has the potential to shake things up and drag the Trib into digital journalism (screaming, and dragging its feet—see #9), it’s unclear if she has the management experience and grit to make changes and, more importantly, stand up to the Huntsman family when they want to play with their new electric train.

8. Changing editors is only a small step toward making the Trib, in its present configuration, profitable into the future. And the Trib may have to drastically recreate itself and its mission (See SLMag’s look to the future of journalism in Salt Lake City.) And more layoffs are probably likely.

9. The Trib’s newsroom culture has a penchant for undercutting new leadership that threatens the status quo. Initially, there was grumbling in the newsroom about her appointment and lack of newspaper experience. Napier-Pearce, an intelligent and humane person, may be forced to make tough decisions that include firing, reshuffling writers and slapping down resistance. Can she do it?

10. Oh yeah, she’s the first Mormon editor in the paper’s history. This is, of course, HUGE.

DABC v. Brewvies

By City Watch
Despite a plea from former Mayor Rocky Anderson for citizens to attend the Utah DABC meeting Tuesday and speak out against the recent enforcement action against Brewvies, not much protest happened. (If you couldn’t make the meeting because you had to work, comment here.)

The DABC is threatening to fine Brewvies Cinema Pub and suspend its liquor license for showing an R-rated film (Deadpool). Utah Code forbids an establishment serving alcohol from showing a film or visual reproduction of asexual act or even heavy petting.

Brewvies hired Anderson as their lawyer and filed a First Amendment lawsuit against the state.

 

DABC Chairman Jeff Wright made it clear at the beginning of the meeting that the commission would have “no dialog with the public” about Brewvies while the suit was pending. He also made it clear that the commission “did not create, did not write, but must enforce” the state’s liquor laws. (See our blog about the folks behind the DABC curtain.) In other words, yelling at the DABC about the state’s stupid liquor laws is the equivalent of screaming at the busboy because your soup is cold.

Two citizens did speak, anyway. Jon V. Harper, the Democratic candidate for state Attorney General, used the opportunity to slam the Republican AG’s office for taking on another expensive lawsuit that they are destined to lose. The section of liquor law applying to Brewvies is flat-out unconstitutional he said, and similar laws have been struck down in other states. Harper referred to a U.S. Supremes case:

The U.S. Supreme Court clearly ruled in 1996, in 44 Liquormart, Inc. v. Rhode Island, that liquor regulations cannot be used to restrict speech that would otherwise be prohibited under the First Amendment. In other words, the State cannot restrict the showing of Deadpool at any location simply because alcohol is involved.

He said the AG’s office should have held off on any action until the Legislature had a chance to eliminate the unconstitutional bits. (As if.)

Zachary Zundel, a citizen not running for anything yet, attempted to engage the commission in a Q & A that bordered on stand-up comedy (not entirely inappropriate at a DABC meeting), but was stopped short.

Zundel’s point was that the law against serving up alcohol along with sexually suggestive images could put some churches (which must have DABC licenses to offer wine with communion) in legal jeopardy if they display explicit images of Christ’s Passion, such as Bouguereau The Flagellation of Christ. (Frankly, this seems unlikely.)

Zundel also pointed out that the labels on some wine bottles in DABC stores are sexually suggestive and probably in violation.

Garage Under Fire

By City Watch, Eat & Drink

The Garage, probably SLC’s most enchanting bar, with its outside venue romantically lit by refinery glow, is in a fight for its life.

It has to do, as a matter of fact, with that Tesoro Refinery that provides the scenic post-industrial backdrop to your cornhole tournaments.

We heard this Monday from owner Bob McCarthy about Tesoro’s attempts to buy the land the bar occupies and force out the roadhouse:

“Tesoro made a generous offer to our landlord and she did not accept so Tesoro has reclaimed their land and taken our parking away.”

With only 11 parking places on Garage property to offer patrons, McCarthy is working with the city and state to find more space, including designating parallel parking on Beck Avenue or maybe renting the parking lot at the abandoned Warm Springs children’s museum–then shuttling patrons three-quarters of a mile to the Garage.

 

That the Garage barely survived a three-alarm fire four years only makes it more beloved to us.

“Make no mistake—we are open for business and The Garage will survive!” says McCarthy. “If you can’t burn me out, a little parking dilemma shouldn’t be much to overcome.”

Big Oil’s threat to nightlife as we know it—along with fine spring weather—makes it the perfect time to grab a beer, some Road Kill Chicken and a dose of live music at The Garage.

Ride your bike.

Trump Meets His Mormon Match

By City Watch

A recent commentary on The Week makes one of the more surprising suggestions to #StopTrump.

“The secret to bringing the demagogue to his knees? Mormons.”

 

Senior Correspondant Damon Linker’s revelation came after Utah Republicans tossed Trump out on his ear—giving him only 14 percent of their vote.

“Trump has finally met his match—the force in the Republican Party that can stop his populist juggernaut in its tracks,” Linker says.

And it’s not because Mitt Romney says Trump is a jerk, Linker explains before listing six reasons for Mormon enmity, including that Trump is vulgar, has a garish lifestyle and picks on Muslims.

Read the list here.

Terrified by their home-grown bully boy, even the New Yorker recognized the Mormons as good for something other than cheap laughs in Broadway musicals.