Do your friends say you look like of Eagle Forum Queen Mother Gayle Ruzicka?

Even though you're a dude?

Are you often mistaken for Ralph Becker when you don a douchey bike helmet?

Bummer.

But there is an up side: Salt Lake Acting Company wants you!

Yes, it's audition time for Saturday's Voyeur, Utah's epic, iconic, somewhat pathetic annual counter-punch at "The Man" (whose short hairs are in the grip of a few women, Eagle Forum.)

Mark your calendar for Jan. 21 and 22. Come with a joke (preferably unspeakably insulting to residents of Utah County) and an upbeat song (may we suggest "Wrecking Ball" for Gayle's entrance), headshot and resume. 

For an audition appointment call (801) 363-7522.